M&Mpty Inside!

M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M Body crazy curvy wavy big titties little waist, M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M   Abuse: Do you deserve it? We hope you have a list of hotlines posted to your refrigerator because this one's gonna be a bumpy ride! BUT, not before we get some small potatoes out of the way. First, we perform a wellness check-- Cris reveals the dark dangers of working from home and how you can bring yourself back into the light, and both the girls take a stand for the power of interacting with strangers. Very healing stuff!   Then, we review some new music-- Grimes's comeback single "Shinigami Eyes" and Charli XCX's "Beg For You." We get to the bottom of why Rina Sawayama has such poisonous, evil energy; once again threaten Normani; and have a true SPAT over our final verdict on a song. Spicy!   Last but not least, we discuss the timeline's obsession with "lovebombing" and the inclusive rebrand of the M&Ms. Is the change to keep guys from whacking off to the green M&M, or to cover up child slavery? Is the red one or the orange one the one living with crippling PTSD from having a pretzel implanted? Is the brown one a dyke? ALL is revealed.   Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. For every $4 you give us on Patreon we will attempt to catch an M&M in our mouth. If you're not subscribed, our very first patrons-only episode drops this weekend-- DON'T let that train leave the station without you babe.   New merch is still available! Get the classic Thot Topics Marlboro tee or our new Modelo Time design :)