411: Dumpster Extinguisher Edition

In this week’s episode, Churches PPP themselves and make us clean it up, Matt Powell debunks the duck-billed dinosaur surfing wing of evolution theory, and 2020 will fu*% off and die. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ --- Guest Links: To learn more about volunteering time (or donating) to the Senate runoff races in Georgia, click here: https://fairfight.com/ --- Headlines: Matt Powell claims evolution tells us there were surfing monkeys 34,000,000 years ago: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/28/creationist-evolution-tells-us-there-were-surfing-monkeys-34000000-years-ago/ Church facing $1 million in COVID fines received over $300K in PPP loans: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/26/a-church-facing-1-million-in-covid-fines-received-over-340000-in-ppp-loans/ Jeffress: The COVID Vaccines Scientists Made Are a “Christmas Present from God”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/25/jeffress-the-covid-vaccines-scientists-made-are-a-christmas-present-from-god/ MS Gov. Issues Pointless “Day of Prayer, Humility, and Fasting” Proclamation: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/16/ms-gov-issues-pointless-day-of-prayer-humility-and-fasting-proclamation/ Nebraska Governor Who Downplayed COVID Proclaims “Day of Prayer” to Beat COVID: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/19/nebraska-governor-who-downplayed-covid-proclaims-day-of-prayer-to-beat-covid/ EW Jackson: “GA Democratic voters might as well spit in Jesus’s face” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/22/e-w-jackson-democratic-voters-in-georgia-may-as-well-spit-in-jesus-face/ and Franklin Graham warns that Dems would give LGBTQ people rights: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/28/evangelist-if-wicked-democrats-win-in-georgia-lgbtq-people-will-have-rights/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Ravi Zacharias Story: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/24/ravi-zacharias-did-engage-in-sexual-misconduct-says-the-apologists-ministry/ Anti-abortion group gives Trump award for “promoting culture of life” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/28/anti-abortion-group-gives-donald-trump-award-for-promoting-a-culture-of-life/