307: I'll Make Hug to You Edition

In this week’s episode, Eli will make a New Year’s resolution to have sex with fewer mailboxes, Eli will fail at his New Year’s resolution, and we’re all left wondering how that works. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 To find out how to see Noah live on The Atheist Experience on Sunday, January 13th, click here: http://www.atheist-experience.com/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Headlines: The Catholic Church in Illinois Didn’t Disclose Allegations Against 500+ Priests: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/19/the-catholic-church-in-illinois-didnt-disclose-allegations-against-500-priests/ Christmas Christian Freakout https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/08/the-story-of-god-impregnating-mary-isnt-a-story-about-rape/ Some Christians are mad at Mattel for considering same-sex wedding dolls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/21/some-christians-are-mad-at-mattel-for-considering-same-sex-wedding-dolls/ Christian Airline https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/20/an-aviation-ministry-plans-to-launch-the-first-ever-christian-airline/ Arizona GOP legislators file overreaching bills to stifle classroom discussions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/28/arizona-gop-legislators-file-overreaching-bills-to-stifle-classroom-discussions/ Facebook awful sorry Franklin Graham has to follow hate speech rules: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/30/facebook-shouldnt-have-apologized-to-franklin-graham-for-his-hate-speech-ban/ Woman Claims in Lawsuit That Former Boss Forced Her to Adopt Scientology (doodly doo) https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/24/woman-claims-in-lawsuit-that-former-boss-forced-her-to-adopt-scientology/ A new album offers Christians clean music to play during sex: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/20/a-new-album-offers-christians-clean-music-to-play-during-sex/ This Week in Misogyny: Video: Bedouin judge forces accused wife to lick hot iron: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/01/video-shows-islamic-bedouin-judges-forcing-accused-wife-to-lick-red-hot-iron/ Female Mormon missionaries can now wear pants: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/02/female-mormon-missionaries-can-now-wear-pants-but-serious-restrictions-apply/