Houseplants That Refuse to Cooperate [Episode 135]

If you have ever brought a shiny, lush houseplant home from a nursery with the naïve optimism of “this time I will keep it alive,” then congratulations—you are part of the universal human experience called plant delusion. It’s the same delusion that makes us think we can easily assemble IKEA furniture or maintain only one streaming subscription at a time. Houseplants, despite their innocent leaves and photosynthetic charm, have mastered the art of sabotaging our confidence. They behave like moody roommates, silently judging us while plotting their slow, dramatic exit from this world—one droopy leaf at a time.