Damson Idris Allegedly Becoming James Bond And/Or Related To Idris Elba

All we do is fail, fail, fail, fail no matter what.  This week: A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work.  Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery shopping. The horror.  A commentator says he’s not a TERF because he’s not a feminist, so jot that down